Bail Loan For politicians who r in jail by mistake !!!

With a market full of variety of loans ranging from bike to Car loans HDFSE has introduced a totally new kind . In a press confrence held today at their Mumbai headquaters CEO has announced "Bail Loan" for those politicians who are in jail by mistake . It means who are not that rich as they are projected and are unable to pay the heavy bail amount imposed to them by courts .

When our reporters asked where did they get this idea from,he told us a real surprising incident related to famous Kuresh kalmadi who also happened to be his close friend .
Here are his words "After kalmadi got bail approval in feb 2012 by court order he was supposed to pay a surety amount of Rs 5 lakh . But kalmadi was unable to pay that amount as he was not having that much money in cash . He had invested his whole life earning in education of his children and buying a simple house in Delhi . So finally he agreed to take a personal loan from our bank to pay the amount . So this event inspired me to do some thing for others like kalmadi ."

Only the time will tell the real truth that whether they are offering politicians loan or are expecting loan from them .

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Bail out package on FB , just at $2/month

In light of some recent happenings around the globe where in lot of cases youngsters are going through mental trauma if they didn’t get expected like and comments on their FB posts , FB has planned to launch a “Special Bail Out Package” subscription for just $2/month . It says if your FB posts did not get any Like or Comment in the first 24 hour then an automatic FB bot will Like your post and will do a comment ‘Nice one’ with a random user name .

It is being said that Mark Zukerberg has played a very important role in turning this idea into reality . Zukerberg tweeted "Now feel free to do updates without fear of getting out on duck" .Even the price is quite reasonable just $2 for saving you from a feeling of being socially outcasted .

This whole effort is getting a lot of appreciation in social media circles . Seeing the rapid growth of FB user base in India this package will be promoted specially in India under name "Main Hoon Na" .

Lets see how impactful is this new initiative of FB in tackling the much talked about negatives of social networking sites .

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Now it's KRahul Gandhi not Rahul Gandhi : Ekta Kapoor

Innovative ideas are finding it's way even in the orthdox fields like Politics . News is coming directly from Mumbai where media cell of congress has winded up a meeting with Balaji telefilms for production of a high profile daily soap depicting life of Rahul gandhi . Analysts claiming this meeting to be a congress advance strategy regarding 2014 election.It seems congress aim behind this is to uplift the image of Rahul Gandhi in Indian society and take him a step closer to the heart of common indian household .

With the news out in the market television industry trade analysts have strated making predictions on the business possibilities of the venture . Talking of the
advertisement time slot rate it is expected to even cross the KBC rate which is uptill now highest on small screen.The first show is expected to be aired on 15th August and the whole serial will atleast be continued till parliamentary elections . Congress media cell has asked Ekta Kapoor to create a crisp storyline picking up real incidents from Rahul's life .

We talked to famous Ad guru Prahlad Kakkad on this news and he justified the move of congress as an incredible idea . He told in a country equaly obsessed with with big and small screen this initiative can be a game changer in coming elections. Analysing the current scenario where there is a strong outrage against the government on all the popular social platforms like facebook and twitter , this decison will certinly help Rahul to restablish his public charm and appeal . Wishing Rahul best of luck for new carrer Shiv Sena supremo Bal Thackery told this is certainly going to full fill Rahul's dream of giving autographs once he become a star .

We are wishing congress all the best for this idea and hope rising petrol prices doesn't effect the TRP of the show .

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Laloo Logic : Bigger ur Swiss Acnt more patriotic u r

If rumors are to be believed indian government may declare some name of account holders having huge cash accumulated in various banks across different tax heavens of the world.

In light of these a very interesting theory is proposed by ex-railway minister Laloo Yadav , according to whom this money is a kind of saving accounts for country maintained by different patriotic politicians and bureaucrats . Laloo told that saving this money was very important when country was in bad economic condition . If today this money is retrieved back it could amount to trillion of dollars and it will help india to establish itself as a superpower and compete against the giant economies like US and China . It is because of foresightedness of indian politicians we are getting such a huge amount of cash , so greater the swiss bank balance amount of the politician more blessings he will get from country . Laloo has also demanded to give Bharat Ratn title to the person having largest account balance .

While explaining the logic behind the theory Laloo told that whether it’s a household or a country for development savings are very important and if someone has done something for country by violating some minor tax laws it’s not a crime . It has far reaching implications , when added to India's GDP, which currently stands at Rs 228 lakh crore, the recovered money will help India overtake China and push its position to number two in the list of global economies. It is precisely the kind of boost the Indian economy was hoping to get while the existing scenario looks grim.And all this can be possible because of we people ,we thought ahead of time , we saved without thinking of bad consequences . This was our duty at that time and because of our sincere efforts india is going to get such a huge amount of money .

This will be our main agenda in the coming Parliamentary elections. It is we who saved the money and it is we who finally bringing it back to country in the time of need . People of india should feel proud of us as we behaved like a caring father ,don’t you people have seen the advertisement in which a girl dream of getting a higher education is US was getting shattered because of  lack of money and all of a sudden his father came up with some kind of secretly saved money.This is the same money .

So this logic is coming from RJD supremo Mr Laloo yadav and we hope his superb business sense behind this whole matter may get him another guest lecture invitation from IIM .

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