Dog's Twisted Tail : An Energy Source !!!!!

As a compressed spring stores elastic potential energy dog's twisted tail is also a source of elastic potential energy . If you straighten dog's tail and keep holding it elastic potential energy rises and when you leave it, it get convertd to kinetic energy . This concept is being used by scientists to generate electricity from countless number of stray dogs roaming here and there on streets. This program will be executed by joint team of Animal Husbandry and Energy department .First power plant will be set near delhi which will require a minimum number of 20000 dogs . To gather such a large number of dogs huge campaign has been started to catch stray dogs . This initiative has got mixed views from different section of society . Many people have welcomed this as this will make colonys free from stray dog. But on the other side animal right organisation such as PETA has raised it's voice against the idea .

Now lets look at how energy will be generated . At the core of this idea is a material is called a dieletric electro-active polymer, or DEAP, and one of its most common uses is to transform movement into electricity. A flexible DEAP wire will be tied to tails of dogs .The magic of the DEAP wire is that while keeping it in contact with a mammal's body when you physically stretch it and then let it relax, the electrodes generate an electric current.  DEAP can be stretched and relaxed by the corresponding movement of Dog's tail which will be provided by a automatic machine tied to their body . The generated electricity will be transferred to a central repository at power plant through a long rope shaped wire which will be tied to dogs body . The long wire will make sure that dogs can move around the power plant freely .

Stray dogs are not going to be problem in our country at all . It is a renewable natural resource that we are endowed by god in abundance . After the first lot of dogs will be deployed for generating electricity govt next focus will be opening large scale dogs breeding centre . It will specialize in production of dogs with most twisted and elastic tails . Now as dogs farming will be a totally new sector similar to chicken farming it will generate a lot of jobs . More veterinary doctor will be needed,more pedigree food companies will be opened . It will certainly provide a boost to economy as well . On the top of that generation of electricity by this process has no negative impact on environment and global warming .

So lets hope for the best and pray for success of this project .

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Maoists : The new venture capitalists in town

A recent intelligence report regarding new ways of maoists infiltration in government machinery has sent shock waves across the whole nation . In a report submitted to home ministry IB has stated that maoists groups are following the concept of venture capitalism for extending their reach and to upgrade the organisation power to next level .

Venture capitalism is very popular acrosss the corporate domains of world where a group of financers provide capital support to budding startups if they find worth it . Once the sartups succeed they get higher returns to their investment . Following the same concept Maoists have created a venture capitalist cell for each district and allotted a fix annual funds . The local members of the cell will always look for budding politicians and students preparing for civil services who don’t have proper funding to fulfill their dreams but are capable of achievieng . Funds are provided to them once they agree for signing some contracts and a non disclosure aggrement (nda) . Now these contracts and nda is the most interesting part of the whole story . Some important point of the aggrement are noted below :

•    Provide a fix annual fund to maoists group (amount will be decided by the maoists manual depending the position hold by the concerned person at that point of time).
• To get kidnapped at least once within first 5 years of holding the first important position so that maoist groups can trade them off with government in exchange of cash or fellow maoists prisioners .
• Disclosing the whole deal to anybody,family or outsiders will be punishable to death accoring to maoists manual .

So the whole idea seems to be quite well planned,lets see whether the concept can create the same magic in the Red Valley as it created in Silicon Valley .

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Bail Loan For politicians who r in jail by mistake !!!

With a market full of variety of loans ranging from bike to Car loans HDFSE has introduced a totally new kind . In a press confrence held today at their Mumbai headquaters CEO has announced "Bail Loan" for those politicians who are in jail by mistake . It means who are not that rich as they are projected and are unable to pay the heavy bail amount imposed to them by courts .

When our reporters asked where did they get this idea from,he told us a real surprising incident related to famous Kuresh kalmadi who also happened to be his close friend .
Here are his words "After kalmadi got bail approval in feb 2012 by court order he was supposed to pay a surety amount of Rs 5 lakh . But kalmadi was unable to pay that amount as he was not having that much money in cash . He had invested his whole life earning in education of his children and buying a simple house in Delhi . So finally he agreed to take a personal loan from our bank to pay the amount . So this event inspired me to do some thing for others like kalmadi ."

Only the time will tell the real truth that whether they are offering politicians loan or are expecting loan from them .

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Bail out package on FB , just at $2/month

In light of some recent happenings around the globe where in lot of cases youngsters are going through mental trauma if they didn’t get expected like and comments on their FB posts , FB has planned to launch a “Special Bail Out Package” subscription for just $2/month . It says if your FB posts did not get any Like or Comment in the first 24 hour then an automatic FB bot will Like your post and will do a comment ‘Nice one’ with a random user name .

It is being said that Mark Zukerberg has played a very important role in turning this idea into reality . Zukerberg tweeted "Now feel free to do updates without fear of getting out on duck" .Even the price is quite reasonable just $2 for saving you from a feeling of being socially outcasted .

This whole effort is getting a lot of appreciation in social media circles . Seeing the rapid growth of FB user base in India this package will be promoted specially in India under name "Main Hoon Na" .

Lets see how impactful is this new initiative of FB in tackling the much talked about negatives of social networking sites .

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Now it's KRahul Gandhi not Rahul Gandhi : Ekta Kapoor

Innovative ideas are finding it's way even in the orthdox fields like Politics . News is coming directly from Mumbai where media cell of congress has winded up a meeting with Balaji telefilms for production of a high profile daily soap depicting life of Rahul gandhi . Analysts claiming this meeting to be a congress advance strategy regarding 2014 election.It seems congress aim behind this is to uplift the image of Rahul Gandhi in Indian society and take him a step closer to the heart of common indian household .

With the news out in the market television industry trade analysts have strated making predictions on the business possibilities of the venture . Talking of the
advertisement time slot rate it is expected to even cross the KBC rate which is uptill now highest on small screen.The first show is expected to be aired on 15th August and the whole serial will atleast be continued till parliamentary elections . Congress media cell has asked Ekta Kapoor to create a crisp storyline picking up real incidents from Rahul's life .

We talked to famous Ad guru Prahlad Kakkad on this news and he justified the move of congress as an incredible idea . He told in a country equaly obsessed with with big and small screen this initiative can be a game changer in coming elections. Analysing the current scenario where there is a strong outrage against the government on all the popular social platforms like facebook and twitter , this decison will certinly help Rahul to restablish his public charm and appeal . Wishing Rahul best of luck for new carrer Shiv Sena supremo Bal Thackery told this is certainly going to full fill Rahul's dream of giving autographs once he become a star .

We are wishing congress all the best for this idea and hope rising petrol prices doesn't effect the TRP of the show .

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Laloo Logic : Bigger ur Swiss Acnt more patriotic u r

If rumors are to be believed indian government may declare some name of account holders having huge cash accumulated in various banks across different tax heavens of the world.

In light of these a very interesting theory is proposed by ex-railway minister Laloo Yadav , according to whom this money is a kind of saving accounts for country maintained by different patriotic politicians and bureaucrats . Laloo told that saving this money was very important when country was in bad economic condition . If today this money is retrieved back it could amount to trillion of dollars and it will help india to establish itself as a superpower and compete against the giant economies like US and China . It is because of foresightedness of indian politicians we are getting such a huge amount of cash , so greater the swiss bank balance amount of the politician more blessings he will get from country . Laloo has also demanded to give Bharat Ratn title to the person having largest account balance .

While explaining the logic behind the theory Laloo told that whether it’s a household or a country for development savings are very important and if someone has done something for country by violating some minor tax laws it’s not a crime . It has far reaching implications , when added to India's GDP, which currently stands at Rs 228 lakh crore, the recovered money will help India overtake China and push its position to number two in the list of global economies. It is precisely the kind of boost the Indian economy was hoping to get while the existing scenario looks grim.And all this can be possible because of we people ,we thought ahead of time , we saved without thinking of bad consequences . This was our duty at that time and because of our sincere efforts india is going to get such a huge amount of money .

This will be our main agenda in the coming Parliamentary elections. It is we who saved the money and it is we who finally bringing it back to country in the time of need . People of india should feel proud of us as we behaved like a caring father ,don’t you people have seen the advertisement in which a girl dream of getting a higher education is US was getting shattered because of  lack of money and all of a sudden his father came up with some kind of secretly saved money.This is the same money .

So this logic is coming from RJD supremo Mr Laloo yadav and we hope his superb business sense behind this whole matter may get him another guest lecture invitation from IIM .

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Shri Ram Sena pvt.ltd

Soon after attack on Prominent team anna member Prashant bhushan at delhi high court by alleged member of Sri ram sena we have talked to Chief of Sri Ram Sena Mr. Hanuman Singh .He spoke openly about his party,ambitions and future plans.

Reporter : Very welcome Mr. Hanuman and congrats once again for success of your party's latest show at delhi court.

Hanuman Singh : Shukriya,all by god grace has gone well and boys have done a wonderful job and whole party is proud of them.

Reporter: Although Your party was founded long time ago but was not able to make it's presence visible on national political horizon for many years,but there is a sudden change and now it's Shri ram sena all around.What's the secret ?

Hanuman Singh : Nothing much ,in 2007 we had a core party meeting at vaishanv devi.In that meeting our main agenda was popularity and funding,so in regard of that we decided to hire some marketing gurus and some consultat from McKinsey for the complete makeover of party.And the result is in front  of you.We have done more than expected,haven't we ??

Reporter: Of course Mr. Hanuman,you party did a marvellous job.So can you put some light on the professional help that you got,as this can be a interesting case study of branding at B-schools.

Hanuman Singh : After the meeting in 2007,we hired a very talented branding and marketing genius.He is a MICA Ahmedabad graduate,a gold medalist and a Bansal Kota alumni.He analysed our problem and came with a quick and wity solution.Taking inspiration of earlier success stories of Shiv sena and MNS ,he created a  blue print of our to do activities of next 2 years and we just followed them.He also designed a logo for our party.After that in 2008 as a part of our pre scheduled work we first targeted MF hussain paintings. That was a real classic act,we should be awarded best debudant party for that rock show. Later we targeted valentine day and all other kind of imported days that we celebrate in our counrty.

Reporter: One of your party's most talked about campaign "Pink Chaddi campaign" of 2009,what was actual motive ?

Hanuman Singh : Motive was even simpler than the name of the campaign.We are against all type of foreign cultural invasions. Actually we had planned to name the campaign as "Gulabi chaddi campaign",but one of our senior member  Gulab singh bagghela objected this as Gulabi was his wife's name.If that would have been the name it would have worked better as you can see "gulabi" words gives you a fragnance of your culture unlike Pink.

Reporter: So Mr Hanuman,what are your party's plan regarding fund raising.As this is very important for survival of a party.

Hanuman Singh : Our Mckinsey consultant have helped us and arranged few meetings with some venture capitalists.They were quite impressed with our business plan and agreed to invest in our party.We have a heavy inflow of cash and very soon we will be shifting our party office to DLF cybergreens Gurgaon.And the recent Prashant bhushan case has added more to our popularity which will certainly put us in a position to go public.Very soon we are planning for an IPO at Bombay Stock Exchange.

Reporter: An IPO for a political party,Oh My Gosh.What are you upto Mr Hanuman ?

Hanuman Singh : Look we are a GeNext party,we are following a corporate strategey and very soon we will be on top.We are trying to put a example of a Modern Indian Political party fighting for India's culture.What could be a better mix of east and west than "Shri Ram Sena".And we have a tag line for our party too "Rishta wahi soch nayi".We also have plans to enter the unorganised  business related to politics like  political posters and banners printing.

Reporter: Thanks a lot Mr Hanuman for being so open with us and best wishes for future of shri ram sena.

Hanuman Singh : Jai Shri Ram.

Reporter: Jai Shri Ram.

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